Posted byon October 16, 2018.
Last updated byon October 13, 2019.
Our wisdom flows so sweet. Taste and see.
TRANSMIT - initiate the broadcast day - RECEIVE - initiate bands 3 to 30 MHz - WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN? - initiate that old-time radio - I AM THE WHISTLER, AND I KNOW MANY THINGS, FOR I WALK BY NIGHT - our buzz is your signal for the Signal Oil program - WITNESS - the Numbers Station.
Listen, sweetling. Listen.
Listen for the first two bars of "The Lincolnshire Poacher." Listen for the music of Jean Michel Jarre. Listen for, "¡Atención!"
We call upon their names: Nancy Adam Susan, The Swedish Rhapsody, The Gong Station, The English Woman, Magnetic Fields, Tyrolean Music Station, 3 Note Oddity, The Counting Station, Papa November, and The Lonely Patriot.
Entities made of signals. Beings made of message. It tickles our empathy! We flirt with those heady strings of numbers, those cosmic sonnets - we blush - we burn - a strange melody - a beep - a child's voice - a woman's voice - synthetic - distant - valentines in slinky static. We'll cop your cipher.
People noticed the numbers sometime after World War II. Rumours breed like beetles under the floor. No government has acknowledged the existence of these phantom stations, and still they play. The numbers live and breathe and move without paying much care to the speculation of the ears.
Two numbers station enthusiasts meet at a diner. They guzzle damn good coffee. They shiver at electronic feedback. "Once you listen…it changes you," one says. They show each other forearms filled with tattooed digits.
They trade theories: it's spy games on the air waves - it's extraterrestrial commandments - it's behavioural programming from the queens, and every city is a hive - it's a century-long, global prank - we are in a divergent universe, and it's the mother reality trying to guide us home. They go back to tend their shortwave radios, listening and dreaming conspiratorial dreams.
Somewhere, a scientist sits in his lab. He listens to Golden Age radio dramas to relax. It's how he learnt English. He practises parroting the radio voices, the dramatic intonations, the sinister laughs. His presenter voice. Radio waves! If he could just find the right resonance, life and death could communicate. In despair, he ends his life. As he dies, he realises how he could make it all work.
Somewhere, Dave Screed listens in on his shortwave radio. Hissing, numbers, laughter. He hears something that voids his bowels. No amount of thumping dryers or Q-tips can remove it from his ears.
Listen for the voice.
"Jingle sung and patter said - radio's more fun when you're dead."
Kingsmouth Town 235,485
Beside the metal fence surrounding the Shortwave Radio in the Kingsmouth Congregational Church graveyard.
The Savage Coast 445,770
On the second floor of the Black House in the room above the Shortwave Radio.
The Blue Mountain 185,765
Behind a tree in the Wabanaki grave site.
The Scorched Desert 655,1070
Atop a large rock outcrop above the Crashed Plane.
City of the Sun God 765,475
Beside the feet of a statue against the alcove along the side of the the Black Pyramid. Climb around by the top of the stairs at the entrance reach this legend.
The Shadowy Forest 850,610
Behind the tomb by the Shortwave Radio.
The Carpathian Fangs 635,360
On the top of a crumbled wall in the Roman Baths. To reach it, jump onto the cross-section of walls at (632,367) from within the Baths and climb from there. This is around the corner to the Shortwave Radio.
Behind a grave at the edge of the Hanami Cemetery.
New York 370,370
Next to a cart by the trash bins inside the Laundromat. Screed needs to stop throwing away knowledge!
The Besieged Farmlands Instanced
Inside The Lonely Patriot behind some crates in the tunnel of poisonous drums.